Ok, so yes I love the color purple. But, do I love it enough to add another uneeded guitar to my already too big guitar collection? Ah, that is the true question. So, what could I buy for the amount of dinero I would spend on yet another instrument? Let's see...
- 859 individual purchases at The Dollar Store (less tax)
- 6 (approx) round trip tickets to Kansas City from Chi-town
- 1/3 of a night with Ashley Dupre (unless her price has already gone up)
- Pay .0000000001 % of the national debt
- Fill my tank a little over 17 times
- Spend the weekend in Melbourne (FL not Australia)
- 2 years of gym membership plus tanning because I am so fucking white
- 1/5 of a night with Ashley Dupre and then Culver's with 15 friends to celebrate
- A Sabres' game, 2 Labatt Blue and a dozen hot wings from the Anchor (bleu cheese not that ranch dressing shit)
- Visit my mom and buy her something beautiful to wear to the Sabres' game
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